Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I fill condoms, not promises.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Randomize
