I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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