she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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