is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
Randomize
