you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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