Pappa wants mamma naked
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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