is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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