508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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