New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
NoShamevember. You game?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
