I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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