He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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