Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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