Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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