His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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