**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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