I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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