im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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