At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
be right there i have to get my cape
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
