bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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