how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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I need you to use more vowels.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Randomize
