Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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