Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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