Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You need Xanax blowdarts
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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