it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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