I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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