Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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