we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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