I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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