dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize