i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Can Purell be used as lube?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
