I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
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Ketchup is God's man juice
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I came so hard my ears popped.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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