sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize
