Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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