wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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