everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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