whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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