I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I checked into jail on foursquare
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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