Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
