No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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