why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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