Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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