You work out of a Hotel?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Randomize
