Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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