im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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