Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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