community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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