I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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