Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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