I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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