I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
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