he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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