HIV tests are more positive than that guy
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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