South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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